Tiberius Xavier Houston IV
But you can call him Tex. As an eighth-generation Texan, you can be sure this good ol’ boy lives and breathes Texas, carrying nine smoked briskets and a flask of panhandle air at all times in case his travels lead beyond the borders of his one true love. It’s a big state and it takes a big man to represent her up proper, which is why Tex is always ready with a shot of tequila and a loud “yeehaw” for whenever the trails get rough. Whether it’s a 72 oz steak or a 2 ton bull, he never backs down from a challenge. Despite his tough exterior, he’s as peaceful as the Texas bluebonnets in springtime…unless you spill his Shiner Beer!
Amber’s online dating profile says she prefers a linebacker, but she’ll take a dime back, or really anything but Nickelback. She’s the Van Wilder of the University of Texas…a student who loves those longhorns so much she just can’t stand to leave (though she technically graduated back in 2005). Her UT claim to fame is that she’s a distant cousin of one Jessie Andrews–the first female student (and teacher!) at UT back in the 1880s. So you could say Longhorn pride is in her blood (along with a high percentage of alcohol from all the tailgating)! Amber spends her days on campus wearing ALL burnt orange and throwing out a Texas-sized ton of ‘Hook ‘Em, Horns’ pride!
The Wizard of AUS
Meagan was the mastermind behind the takeover of Austin with our wild and weird Twisted Texas Tours. Having perfected the art of answering a phone, jotting down brief messages, and typing during her stint as an undercover secretary in the Kremlin, Meagan created this company we know and love today. After losing an epic battle with ninjas, Meagan passed on in October of 2021…but her spirit remains guiding us along as we keep her dreams alive here in the ATX!